Strip Number Six

YEAH DIDN'T WRITE THIS ONE,

BUT REIMAGINED IT.

SOME WOULD SAY IT'S BETTER (MY MOM).

SOME WOULD HATE IT REGARDLESS.

A  FRIEND OF MINE TOLD ME THIS STORY.  HE HEARD IT FROM SOMEONE ELSE, WHO READ IT ON THE INTERNET...

YOU KNOW THE INTERNET?

IT'S A TOOL THAT GIVES A VOICE TO EVERYONE.

BECAUSE NOT EVERYONE HAD A UNIQUE VOICE BEFORE.

THE GENUISES.

THE IDIOTS.

THE ROBOTS.

BEFORE THE INTERNET, ALL ROBOTS SOUNDED THE SAME.

NOW THEY CORRESPOND WITH ME THROUGH EMAIL

WHILE MY FRIENDS SEND ME  ADS DISGUISED AS NEWS ARTICLES.

ADS THEY WILL BRING UP THE NEXT TIME I SEE THEM,

FAUX-FACTOIDS STARTING WITH "DID YOU KNOW..."

AND CONCLUDING WITH "I READ IT ON THE INTERNET..."